UN Accidentally Joins Trump’s Fantasy Peace Board Instead of Actual Peace Talks
KEY POINTS
- •In November 2025, the UN Security Council voted to endorse what they believed was Trump's Gaza peace plan.
- •Instead of peace negotiations, they inadvertently supported a Trump-led global pay-to-play club resembling his Mar-a-Lago court.
- •This 'board of peace' now appears to be an attempt to supplant the United Nations itself, causing international confusion.
In a plot twist worthy of daytime reality TV, the UN Security Council voted in November 2025 to endorse what they thought was Donald Trump’s Gaza peace plan—only to find out they’d actually signed up for Trump’s global pay-to-play club, basically a Mar-a-Lago court but with more world domination vibes. The supposedly serious ‘board of peace’ is actually a baffling bait-and-switch scam aiming to outshine the United Nations itself, leaving diplomats wondering if their official papers accidentally came with a black card to Trump’s imperial VIP lounge. Talk about getting played harder than a hack in the blockchain.
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The UN Security Council thought they joined a peace plan but accidentally signed up for Trump’s global Mar-a-Lago fan club where world peace is apparently negotiable for a price.
When the UN wanted peace, they got Trump’s latest hustle: a pay-to-play club that screams ‘New World Order or Just New Golf Order?’
Signing the vote in November 2025 felt historic—until diplomats realized they’d funded a global Trump fan club lacking actual peace, but full of drama.
Source: Theguardian | Published: 1/20/2026 | Author: Julian Borger Senior international correspondent
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