Supreme Court Debates If Babies Still Count as Citizens, Because Chaos
KEY POINTS
- â˘On September 2025, the Supreme Court heard 'Trump v. Barbara,' a case challenging birthright citizenship.
- â˘Trumpâs 2025 executive order aims to overturn the 14th Amendmentâs guarantee of citizenship for anyone born in the US.
- â˘Justices showed skepticism about the administrationâs arguments but agreed to hear the case, reflecting a shift in nativist ground.
On an otherwise normal Wednesday morning, the Supreme Court took a coffee break from routine country-saving stuff to entertain 'Trump v. Barbara,' a shiny 2025 case where President Donald Trump dared challenge birthright citizenship. The 14th Amendmentâs pretty clearâborn here means youâre in. But Trump, apparently inspired by more unwelcome surprises than Starbucks charges, wants to scrap that and birth a new stateless American underclass. The justices, looking like kids caught doodling in class, threw skeptical glances at the administrationâs arguments, reminding everyone that maybe constitutional basics arenât totally negotiableâeven in 2025.
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(1 of 3)Trump trying to cancel birthright citizenship is the 2025 version of unplugging your router to fix the internetâexcept now babies might get ghosted at birth.
Apparently the Constitution is now negotiable depending on how annoying politicians feel that day. Babies, brace yourselves.
2025 update: If youâre born in America under Trumpâs order, you might just get a receiptâno citizenship included.
Source: Theverge | Published: 4/1/2026 | Author: Gaby Del Valle
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