Trump’s UK Tour: From Royal Flush to Business Buffet with Starmer
After wading through what could only be described as an extravagant royal safari, President Trump closed his UK escapade with a business reception so posh it practically needed a tiara license. On the agenda was a meeting with none other than Prime Minister Keir Starmer, who must have been thinking, 'Is this a summit or a rerun of a reality show?' The day’s glittering pomp contrasted heavily with the sharp-tailored suits swapping strategies, while the Brits desperately tracked which hat belonged to the Queen and which was just a confused tourist’s souvenir. Meanwhile, somewhere in London, Big Ben sighed, wondering if it was on mute during the spectacle.
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Trump’s UK grand finale: royal pomp followed by a star-studded business meet with Keir Starmer. It’s like Downton Abbey crashed a Fortune 500 boardroom and nobody checked the guest list twice.
CEO moves: Trump wraps historic UK visit with a business soirée while Starmer plays UK’s unofficial bouncer to America’s CEO-in-chief.
When you mix Buckingham Palace glam with a business reception, you get a mashup spicier than English breakfast tea with instant coffee.
Source: Feeds | Published: 9/18/2025 | Author: Willem Marx
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