Maxwell Plans Trump SOS Amid Swiss Tariff Drama & Epstein Backstage Pass
KEY POINTS
- â˘Ghislaine Maxwell, imprisoned for sex trafficking, plans to ask Donald Trump for a sentence commutation.
- â˘US trade representative Jamieson Greer announced an 'essential deal' with Switzerland after imposing a 39% tariff on their exports.
- â˘Floridaâs Bondi announced an investigation into possible Epstein connections with Trumpâs Democratic rivals.
- â˘Jeffrey Epstein advised Steve Bannon during a pro-Trump media campaign back in 2018.
In a plot twist Stranger than fiction, Ghislaine Maxwell, currently vacationing in federal prison post-2021 sex trafficking conviction, is reportedly prepping to slide into Donald Trump's DMs for a sentence commutation. Meanwhile, Jamieson Greer, the US trade rep, announced weâve 'essentially' sealed a deal with Switzerland after a spicy 39% tariff slapped Swiss exports, which Greer hailed as a big win for American manufacturing (because nothing says patriotism like import punishment). Adding to the soap opera, Florida's Bondi launched an 'investigation' digging into Epsteinâs Democratic chums, even as Epstein himself played consigliere to Steve Bannonâs 2018 pro-Trump media blitz. Welcome to 2025, where scandals cross-pollinate like reality TV mashups.
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Maxwell wants Trump to play fairy godmother while the US punishes Swiss cheese harder than a TikTok dance gone wrong. Epstein stalks Bannon's tweets from beyond. America 2025, peak weird.
If tariffs were punches, the US just dropped a 39% left hook on Switzerland, meanwhile Maxwellâs petitioning Trump like itâs a Netflix finale cliffhanger.
Epstein advising Bannon during 2018? Somewhere in 2025, a conspiracy theory is writing its thesis with a drink in hand.
Source: Theguardian | Published: 11/15/2025 | Author: Robert Mackey and Coral Murphy Marcos (now); Shrai Popat, Lucy Campbell and Tom Ambrose (earlier)
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