Space Bureaucracy: Earth's Biggest Rocket Fuel Drainer!
In an exciting move, a new Executive Order boldly declares war on the space bureaucracy 'holding back American competitiveness,' because who wants red tape when shooting for the stars? The White House exclaimed this is the moment to 'streamline processes' and eliminate obstacles. Everything happens for a reason, folks! Now agencies can hopefully spend more time launching rockets and less time filling out forms about launching rockets. At least now Americaās space ambitions will get a turbo boost, which is SO exciting for the future of us all!
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Nothing screams āspace raceā like an Executive Order tackling red tape! Bureaucracy, prepare to be blasted off so America can finally stop filling forms and start filling the void of space. Houston, we have a paperwork problem no more!
Officially sanctioned moon bureaucracy purge! Next up: alien paperwork approvals, because even Martians have to fill out five different forms.
White House: 'We can't explore space because of bureaucracy.' Reality: Somebody misplaced the spaceship checklist again. Streamline ASAP!
Source: Techcrunch | Published: 8/15/2025 | Author: Aria Alamalhodaei
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