Trump’s Navy Seal-ish Drug War: Shooting Speedboats & Space Force Updates
In a Tuesday mixtape combining U.S. Space Force HQ moves and drug war fireworks, President Trump announced a "precision strike" on a 'go-fast' drug speedboat carrying an alleged 11 Tren de Aragua cartel members near Venezuela. The flotilla operation, part anti-drug, part Mad-Max-for-oil-politics, thrilled audiences on Truth Social and baffled experts with details as vague as where drugs were stashed on that tiny boat. Marco Rubio backed the move with emojis that probably expressed excitement or confusion, while the Pentagon promised more info 'later,' proving military PR is basically holding a glow stick and saying 'wait for it.'
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Trump's drug war looked like an episode of Top Gun meets Coast Guard except somehow it also tangled with Space Force press briefings and Marco Rubio’s emoji diplomacy. If confusion was a weapon, consider Venezuela officially attacked.
If you're wondering what to do when combining military strikes, social media grandstanding, and secretive drug busts, Trump’s latest flotilla says: 'Throw a speedboat on it and call it regime change.'
Only Trump could serve news of a drug boat shooting in international waters during a Space Force press conference while Marco Rubio uses emojis to be the Nancy Pelosi of military updates.
Source: Axios | Published: 9/2/2025 | Author: Marc Caputo
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