Trump's MRI: Oldest Prez Gets 'Perfect' Brain Scan, Hand Still Bruised
In a surprise sequel to Trump's Walter Reed visits, the 77-year-old commander-in-chief went for a second round of advanced imagingâyou know, fancy MRI stuffâon his globe-trotting health saga. White House doc Captain Sean Barbabella waved the 'exceptional health' flag while swerving around questions about why exactly Trump needed the scan during his Asia trip. Meanwhile, the bruised hand drama since April was brushed off as handshaking innings mixed with aspirin abuse. Oh, and remember his July chronic venous insufficiency diagnosis? Basically, Trump's legs are RSVP-ing 'swollen and tired.' Yet, the president insists 'some of the best reports for the age' got stamped on his scan, because who doesn't love an MRI flex on Air Force One?
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Trumpâs MRI report: perfect. His hand bruises? Minor aspirin side effects from too much presidential handshaking. Officially, his legs give out, but his ego supposedly doesnât. The manâs health update sounds like a medical sitcom with a guest star called denial.
The presidentâs MRI was so good even his legs are protesting chronic venous insufficiency just to steal the spotlight. Bruised hands from handshakes? Sounds like Trumpâs official workout routine.
So Trumpâs brain got a âperfectâ scan but his hand looks like it lost a fight with the aspirin bottle. Somewhere, Walter Reed just filed this under 'plot twists.'
Source: Axios | Published: 10/27/2025 | Author: Avery Lotz
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