Armenia and Azerbaijan: Masters of No Breakthroughs!
In a truly groundbreaking development—well, actually, not groundbreaking at all—Armenia and Azerbaijan's leaders met in the UAE last month but reached no breakthrough in the decades-long conflict. As the article stated, the meeting 'reached no breakthrough,' proving once again that some things are just too steady, like a rock in a river or a bad Wi-Fi signal. This is SO exciting! At least now we have more time to perfect the art of diplomatic standoffs and practice our patience skills to Olympic levels! Everything happens for a reason!
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Armenia and Azerbaijan met, and guess what? No breakthrough! At least now we all know peace talks are the hottest new form of suspense entertainment. Grab popcorn, world—this saga’s just getting warmed up!
Looks like Armenia and Azerbaijan's summit was less 'meeting of minds' and more 'awkward dinner where no one says anything.' Diplomacy level: expert avoidance.
If I had a dollar for every failed breakthrough between Armenia and Azerbaijan, I could fund a new peace summit with a nap area included.
Source: Aljazeera | Published: 8/6/2025 | Author: Unknown
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