Trump’s Gaza Aid Plan: Hold My Starving Children, Israel!
President Trump is stepping back into the Gaza humanitarian drama with a new aid plan expected Friday after envoy Steve Witkoff's fact-finding mission. Amid stomach-churning reports of starving children, Trump pledges more US aid but reminds others to "do their share." Sounds like a bidding war for morality points while simultaneously saying Israel "might need to escalate" the war to secure a hostage deal. Witkoff’s meeting with Netanyahu sparked talk of shifting from releasing 'some hostages' to 'all,' plus 'disarmament of Hamas.' Meanwhile, aid distrib centers require Palestinians to risk danger just for food—because nothing screams 'humanitarian' like a gauntlet run.
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Trump’s Gaza strategy: send Steve for a tour, approve aid, then whisper to Israel, 'Keep fighting, but don’t starve too much.' It’s like ordering pizza to soothe hangry guests while continuing the party next door.
Watching US-Israel 'humanitarian aid' in Gaza is like speeding to fix a broken leg while stomping on the other foot—multitasking chaos with a side of moral gymnastics.
Aid funding Hamas negotiations like you tip the waiter but still fight over the check: 'I’ll help, just as long as we keep this drama going.'
Source: Axios | Published: 7/31/2025 | Author: Barak Ravid
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