Trump’s Gaza Aid Plan: Masterclass in Vague Diplomacy
Donald Trump, in a brief chat with Axios, proclaimed he's working on a plan to 'get people fed' in Gaza, admitting 'It is something that should have happened long time ago.' Meanwhile, he’s blaming Hamas for stealing aid and praised envoy Steve Witkoff’s ‘great work’ without even getting briefed yet. So the aid plan is in the incubator, with Trump tweeting vague promises like a magician revealing a trick—only to say 'you will see soon' when asked about ceasefire talks. Because nothing screams effective humanitarian strategy like suspense and zero details.
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Trump’s Gaza aid plan is the political version of 'I have a plan' with zero details, zero briefings, and zero apologies. It’s like baking a cake without ingredients and insisting it tastes great.
So let me get this straight: Trump’s got a humanitarian master plan but skipped the briefing? That’s like a pilot saying, 'I’m flying the plane, but the manual is upstairs.'
Trump’s Gaza aid scheme sounds like a Netflix teaser—lots of hype, no spoilers, and a cliffhanger ending on how food gets there. Meanwhile, people are still hungry.
Source: Axios | Published: 8/1/2025 | Author: Barak Ravid
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