Fired For Bad Jobs? Now Political Economy Fun Begins!
In a stunning twist of fate, President Trump has decided to replace the head of the Bureau of Labor Statistics with an economist from the conservative Heritage Foundation after firing the prior leader over a 'disappointing jobs report.' This is SO exciting! Everything happens for a reason, and now we've got a fresh chance to 'fix' how jobs data dances for the budget party. At least now, every job number will come with a side of political flair! What a blessing for statisticians and conspiracy theorists alike!
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Who knew bad jobs numbers were just new CEO audition tapes? Fired the boss, now handing the mic to Heritage Foundation economistābecause everything's better when partisan jazz hands get involved! Plot twist: Bureau of Labor Stats becomes The Apprentice: Data Edition.
Looks like the Bureau of Labor Statistics just got its very own makeover show: 'Pimp My Data!' Spoiler alert: the cover-up layer is thicker than ever.
Replacing bosses over bad numbers is like changing cooks to fix the burnt soup ā except this soup serves the entire economy with a side of political spice.
Source: Feeds | Published: 8/11/2025 | Author: Scott Horsley
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