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Trump Promises U.S. Will Fix Venezuela in Under 18 Months, Expert Timeline

Trump Promises U.S. Will Fix Venezuela in Under 18 Months, Expert Timeline
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  • •President Trump announced a plan Monday to subsidize oil companies rebuilding Venezuela's energy infrastructure within 18 months.
  • •This follows Venezuelan leader NicolĂĄs Maduro and wife Cilia Flores' January 3 arraignment on U.S. federal narcotics charges.
  • •Trump emphasized no Venezuelan elections would be held soon and said sanctions and U.S. oversight will continue under a team including Rubio and Vice President Vance.

In a dazzling display of optimism and business negotiation strategy, President Trump announced on Monday a potential U.S. subsidy for oil firms to rebuild Venezuela's petroleum playground, pledging a speedy project timeline 'less than 18 months.' This bold plan follows the dramatic January 3 capture and New York arraignment of Venezuelan leader Nicolás Maduro and his wife Cilia Flores for narco-terrorism charges, who promptly pleaded not guilty. Trump assured NBC there's no war, despite days-old military ops and looming sanctions on new Venezuelan interim boss Delcy Rodríguez, who’s being sweet-talked in Español by Senator Marco Rubio. Alongside Rubio, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, Stephen Miller, and VP JD Vance will oversee U.S. stewardship over the world's largest oil reserves. Meanwhile, Trump flexed MAGA magic—'MAGA loves everything I do, and I love everything I do, too'—spanning guilt-free congressional bypass and hopes to lower U.S. gas prices by unleashing Venezuela’s crude, all while promising oil companies reimbursement from future profits or Uncle Sam’s cash pile. 'All our oil companies are ready and willing,' said White House spokesperson Taylor Rogers, as Energy Secretary Chris Wright prepares meetings with American oil executives who apparently weren’t consulted until now. It’s a jam-packed, oil-soaked political opera promising reconstruction, no votes for Venezuelans soon, and a colorful roster that reads like a high-stakes soap infused with confounding optimism.

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Source: Axios | Published: 1/6/2026 | Author: Julianna Bragg