Trump’s Tariff Tango: EU Shops, US Gets Fees
In a Scotland showdown straight out of a Netflix drama, the US and EU shook hands on a trade deal slapping a 15% tariff on most European imports — down from Trump's jaw-dropping 30%, but more than the EU’s dream 10%. Trump bragged it was 'the biggest deal ever made,' boasting that Europe would buy '$750 billion worth of energy' and throw in '$600 billion more' in investments, plus a 'vast amount' of US military gear. Steel isn’t invited to this tariff party with a stiff 50% tax still in play.
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Not Trump doing his best ‘let’s make tariffs great again’ remix where Europe pays $600B extra just to stay friends. The way I would celebrate a 15% tariff deal like it’s a participation trophy is sending me. This has the same energy as buying a sequel nobody asked for. PERIODT.
Variant 1: Calling this tariff deal the 'biggest ever' is like calling fast food a balanced diet. Congrats, diplomats, you just traded insults for percentages.
Variant 2: This US-EU deal vibes like that scene where someone offers a ‘shared custody’ of snacks but still demands all the chips. Where’s my popcorn for this circus?
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 7/27/2025 | Author: Lauren Edmonds
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