Trump Issues Executive Order to Outlaw 50 Copies of AI Laws Nobody Reads

KEY POINTS

•On December 12, 2025, Trump signed an executive order preempting state AI laws to create a single national framework.
•The order follows failed congressional attempts to include similar preemption language in defense and budget bills this year.
•The move has sparked expected legal challenges from states and raised tensions within the Republican Party.

On December 12, 2025, President Trump declared war on state AI regulation like a tech-savvy cowboy corralling code, signing an executive order to bulldoze 50 different state laws with one national smackdown. His AI czar, David Sacks, apparently dropped the pimp hand to side with industry, while MAGA populists scrambled to pitch last second draft proposals—like an AI-themed American Idol, but nobody wins. Trump bragged about beating China because apparently having zero AI hurdles is a competitive edge, insisting billion-dollar investments can’t juggle 50 approvals, which makes sense if your approval process involves a FedEx nightmare. White House buzzword distributor Will Scharf promised to 'cripple' state-level chaos for one uniform AI chaos. Oh, and Congress tried to stop this madness in November but failed, suffering second major defeats this year including a 99-1 Senate vote slamming the brakes. States are gearing up for legal cage matches, while Republicans prepare to throw you-know-whats at each other. Drama reported to peak by next tweet.

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Trump’s new AI executive order: because why have 50 states innovate independently when you can have one confusing Trump empire dictate all your robot overlords?

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