Trump Orders DOJ: Spill Epstein Tea So Democrats Burn

KEY POINTS

•President Trump signed a bill Wednesday night requiring DOJ to release Epstein-related unclassified files within 30 days.
•The bill passed Congress on Tuesday and covers records from the FBI and U.S. Attorneys' Offices.
•Trump had resisted releasing these files before but announced on Truth Social it would ‘backfire on Democrats.’
•This move turns the Epstein investigation documents into a public repository of political drama and data leaks.

On a Wednesday night that critics can only describe as peak political theater, President Trump signed a bill forcing the Department of Justice to cough up every unclassified crumb of Jeffrey Epstein’s files within 30 days. This includes FBI and U.S. Attorneys’ investigative goodies, because who doesn’t love a public data dump on America's favorite late sex offender? The bill had painstakingly passed Congress the previous Tuesday, as if the timing could get any juicier. Trump posted this on Truth Social, declaring the move would backfire spectacularly on Democrats — the same folks who probably just wanted popcorn for this soap opera of legal leaks.