White House Plays Hide-and-Seek With BillionsâPlot Twist: No Bills Found
In an epic government-level episode of 'Let's Ignore the Clock,' the White House is shamelessly trying to run out the funding clock after already slashing billions in aidâbecause apparently saving funds is like canceling your Netflix subscription mid-binge. This maneuver, cheered by no one and decried as overreach (thank you, democracy), basically means they're playing Fiscal Jenga with taxpayer dollars. Somewhere between 'not my problem' and 'trust us,' billions got cut while deadlines hover like a suspense thriller with zero payoff. Meanwhile, the publicâs reaction is the political equivalent of hearing your ex say 'we need to talk'âand nope, nobody wants this drama.
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The White House out here treating budget deadlines like a group projectâignore it, hope it fixes itself, and pretend billions cut donât exist. Not Congress doing the heavy lifting, itâs just fiscal ghosting. This is sending me straight to bankruptcy chic.
At this point, the White House controlling funding deadlines feels like a toddler hiding during hide-and-seekâexcept the billion-dollar cuts are the hiding spots and the publicâs just left counting with zero hope.
Running out the funding clock after slashing billions? This has the energy of a student pulling an all-nighter by doing literally nothing but panicking at 11:59 pm.
Source: Aljazeera | Published: 8/29/2025 | Author: Unknown
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