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Trump Declares Immigration Crisis After One Afghan Helps CIA, Shoots Guards

KEY POINTS

  • •Sarah Beckstrom, 20, a West Virginia National Guard member, died after being ambushed near the White House on Wednesday.
  • •President Trump described her as a 'magnificent person' during a public call to service members on Thursday evening.
  • •A 29-year-old Afghan man was identified as the suspect, leading to immediate suspension of all Afghan immigration applications Wednesday night.
  • •Officials announced reviews of all Green Card holders from 19 'countries of concern' following the shooting incident.

In a plot twist straight out of a policy thriller, Sarah Beckstrom, a 20-year-old West Virginia National Guard member ambushed near the White House, tragically died Thursday evening, prompting President Trump to call her 'magnificent' during a broadcasted pep talk. Meanwhile, 24-year-old Andrew Wolfe remains 'fighting for his life,' because apparently democracy now runs on sympathy and trauma updates. The suspect? A 29-year-old Afghan man whose CIA ties couldn't stop this incident from fueling Trump's hotline to immigration shutdowns. Within twenty-four hours, Trump froze every Afghan immigration application and ordered a suspicious side-eye review of Green Card holders from 19 countries—which sounds less like national security and more like a geopolitical game of 'Where’s Waldo?'.

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Source: Axios | Published: 11/28/2025 | Author: Rebecca Falconer