Trump Negotiates Nuclear Deal Between Air Force One and Starlink
KEY POINTS
- •President Trump said on Sunday Iran proposed negotiating a nuclear deal while protests rage, killing hundreds.
- •Trump discussed taking 'very strong options,' including military strikes, but emphasized non-kinetic actions like cyberattacks and carrier deployments.
- •He also mentioned possibly asking Elon Musk to restore Iran’s internet via Starlink amid days of blackouts.
On a historic episode of 'How to Mix War and Tweets,' President Trump revealed Iran asked to talk nuclear deals—right between crushing Iranian protests killing hundreds. With over 544 reportedly dead, Israel estimates 1,000 protester casualties, and Trump juggling hourly death tolls while dropping gems like 'some weren’t supposed to be killed.' Negotiations will happen if they happen, possibly squeezed between strong military options and his frustrating need to ping Elon Musk for Starlink internet because Iran’s blackout got them buffering worse than dial-up in 1999.
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Trump’s foreign policy: simultaneously preparing to bomb Iran, chatting with Elon Musk for Wi-Fi, and declaring ‘some deaths aren’t supposed to happen’ because clearly, he’s the line judge on casualties.
Iran calls for talks, Trump replies with a playbook titled ‘How to Win WWIII While Tweeting Elon Musk.’
Trump’s master plan for Iran: threaten military strikes, monitor protests hourly like a Netflix binge watcher, and maybe call Elon Musk for better Wi-Fi. Strategy insanity or genius? You decide.
Source: Axios | Published: 1/12/2026 | Author: Barak Ravid
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