Trump 'Sorta Decides' If Ukraine Gets Missile Power: Drama Ensues
In a stunning display of commitprobably, President Trump announced Monday he has 'sort of made a decision' about selling long-range Tomahawk missiles to NATO for Ukraine. Ukrainian Prez Zelensky made the missile request at last month’s UN gig, hoping it’d scare Putin into peace talks without Ukraine firing a shot. Meanwhile, Trump urgently needs a missile usage masterclass from Kyiv because he’s 'not looking to see an escalation'—translation: 'Hold my golf club, this might get spicy.' Putin responded by promising full meltdown if Tomahawks fly, complaining this would blow up US-Russia relations like a bad Tinder date. Sources say the US worries NATO-funded missiles might just roam free like Uber drivers with no GPS. The saga is basically World War III meets high-stakes game of Risk played on the Wii.
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Trump's 'sort of made a decision' on Tomahawks is the political equivalent of 'I'll get back to you'—only this time it could start World War III. Meanwhile, Putin's ready to ghost the U.S. faster than your ex after a text at 2 AM.
When Ukraine asks for Tomahawks and Trump’s answer is ‘sort of made a decision,’ diplomacy just downgraded to what your cat decides about dinner.
Putin says Tomahawks in Ukraine equals global fireworks; Trump says ‘let me ask what you want to do with them’ like NATO's about to babysit missile toddlers.
Source: Axios | Published: 10/6/2025 | Author: Barak Ravid
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