Trump Declares Invisible Antifa Terrorists: UK Tour Surprise!
On a Thursday in quaint old UK, President Trump, ever the headline enthusiast, decided to slap the anti-fascist, leaderless mystery known as Antifa with a shiny label: 'major terrorist organization.' Sharing this gem on Truth Social, he called Antifa a 'SICK, DANGEROUS, RADICAL LEFT DISASTER'—yes, all caps to make sure we feel the intensity from across the pond. Despite Antifa’s decentralized nature (meaning no one really knows who's in charge or even how many members exist), Trump vowed to investigate their mysterious donors with 'the highest legal standards.' Coincidentally, nobody at the White House or DOJ returned calls, probably busy investigating invisible plots. Fun flashback: Bill Barr 2020 had FBI watching protests too, so Antifa’s apparently always been on America’s Most Wanted lists, even if it's basically ghost town. What an era!
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Trump just declared the anti-fascist, leaderless, maybe-ghost-organization Antifa a 'major terrorist group' while on a UK visit. That’s right, fight the invisible enemy with the legal equivalent of a wild guess. Terrorism: now available wherever confusion and caps-lock meet.
Calling a decentralized group with no management structure a 'major terrorist org' is like calling my lost sock a fashion dictator. From DC to the UK, reality checks were cancelled.
Trump’s playing 4D chess by declaring a terrorist war on an entity so undefined even Antifa probably doesn’t recognize themselves in the mirror. Plot twist: Terrorists just got ghosted.
Source: Axios | Published: 9/18/2025 | Author: Rebecca Falconer
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