Trump Promises To Spam UFO Files Like A Conspiracy Email Chain

KEY POINTS

•Donald Trump announced plans on Truth Social to declassify government files related to aliens and UFOs.
•Barack Obama previously joked about aliens on a podcast but clarified no proof was found during his administration.
•Polymarket users have traded over $4 million on bets about alien confirmation and UFO file disclosures before 2027.

On a Thursday night clearly lacking better TV, Donald Trump declared on Truth Social that he’d tell the Secretary of War (not the Secretary of Defense, helps keep confusion spicy) to unlock the secret files on aliens, UFOs, and whatever else floats in government basements. Meanwhile, Barack Obama cheekily admitted on a podcast that aliens are 'real' but definitely not couch potatoes at Area 51, only to Instagram that he never found proof during his administration. Meanwhile, alien gambling has hit $4 million on Polymarket, including bets on whether Trump himself would spill those cosmic beans by 2027, with odds creeping over 80%. To top off this sci-fi cocktail, mysterious drones terrorized New Jersey skies this November, spawning an 81,000-member Facebook group more speculative than a Hollywood sequel pitch. In short, aliens might be real, but so is humanity’s addiction to chasing rumors and betting millions on government disclosures—because we’re all terrible drivers of our own beliefs.

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Trump wants to declassify UFO files like they’re his Twitter feed: impulsively and with zero fact-checking. Meanwhile, millions bet on aliens as if Vegas finally discovered Area 51’s sportsbook.

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