Trump’s Full Force Portland Party: Domestic Terrorists RSVP
On a Saturday—because why not pick weekend drama days?—President Donald Trump declared he’s sending troops to Portland, Oregon, insisting on 'authorizing Full Force, if necessary' to quash what he branded as 'domestic terrorists.' No squadron details, no timeline except clearly ASAP, just pure Saturday night security theater. After starring in a nationwide tour of controversial deployments, Portland's the latest city gainfully employed as a drama stage. The phrase 'Full Force' sounds like the name of a rejected 80s action movie, but here it means federal troops Vs. angry protesters stranger than your high school cafeteria cliques. All while the rest of us get popcorn.
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Trump casually announces a Saturday soldier surprise in Portland like he’s ordering takeout: 'Full Force, if necessary.' Spoiler: It's always necessary. Meanwhile, the rest of America awkwardly claps from the sidelines, popcorn close.
Portland gets the Full Force treatment because weekends are clearly the hottest nights for dispatching troops. What’s next, a surprise ska band to calm tensions?
Sending troops to handle 'domestic terrorists' makes it sound like the city hired security for a paintball tournament gone wrong. Spoiler: It’s just another Trump weekend special.
Source: Feeds | Published: 9/27/2025 | Author: The Associated Press
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