Trump Promises MRI Results While Admitting He Has No Clue What It Scanned

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•Trump announced he will release results from an October MRI scan amid ongoing health scrutiny.
•Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz accused Trump of 'fading physically' and questioned his mental capacity on NBC.
•Trump dismissed Walz as 'incompetent' and claimed the MRI was not of his brain because he 'aced' a cognitive test.
•An October medical report called Trump in 'exceptional health' after visits to Walter Reed and 'advanced imaging.'

President Trump, celebrating his 79th year like a fine, slightly bruised wine, announced Sunday he'll release his October MRI results—despite not knowing which body part got the neon glowing party. Minnesota’s Gov. Tim Walz accused Trump of 'fading physically' after football-less Thanksgiving Yahtzee, prompting Trump to call him 'incompetent' on Air Force One. Despite the mystery MRI (confirmed NOT brain by the president because he 'aced' a cognitive test), Trump’s October report still called him in 'exceptional health'—which sounds like a Yelp review from his veins. Meanwhile, White House pressed karoline Leavitt confirmed the scan was just 'routine,' presumably routine confusion.

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Trump’s MRI is the new unsolved mystery of 2025: a scan so confidential even he forgot the body part it was on. Meanwhile, cognitive acing remains Trump's most undefeated boast.

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