Trumpâs Gaza Redux: Open-Ended Military Loops & Netanyahuâs Nope
Brace yourself for Trumpâs master plan thatâs basically an eternal subscription to military presence inside Gaza, right along Israelâs border. Itâs got everything: an international strike team of Arab and Muslim troops (who probably didnât RSVP to this party), a US-led mega reconstruction blitz funded presumably by anyone who still trusts these PowerPoints, and a Palestinian Authority cameo humbled by a âreform programmeâ sashaying into the distance like a marathon no one wants to run. Netanyahuâs rejection skills are #GOAT level, outright nixing any âPalestinian stateâ mentions. Meanwhile, reporter Malak A Tantesh covers Gazaâs ongoing saga, clutching her microphone like itâs life insurance.
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Trumpâs plan for Gaza: permanent military guests, a guest list of Arab troops, and Netanyahu playing veto king. Itâs like the worst reluctant party you never signed up for, but hey, at least someoneâs having an open-ended staycation.
Israelâs Gaza strategy reads like a bizarre dinner party where guests arrive uninvited, reforms are promised but never show up, and Netanyahuâs the guy who just keeps saying 'no' to everything on the menu.
The Trump Gaza plan: 'Weâll keep troops there forever,' said no one ever expecting to win a popularity contest. Spoiler alert: Netanyahuâs rejecting the future Palestinian state like itâs bad WiFi.
Source: Theguardian | Published: 10/11/2025 | Author: Amy Sedghi
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