'Trump-Class' Battleships To Feature AI Lasers And Presidential Aesthetic Input

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•President Donald Trump unveiled two 'Trump-class' battleships on Monday as part of the US Navy's 'Golden Fleet.'
•The ships will feature AI control and laser weaponry, reportedly inspired by Trump’s personal aesthetic sensibilities.
•The US Navy will lead the ship designs with Trump's involvement limited to stylistic details announced during a press conference.

On Monday, President Donald Trump announced with unapologetic flair the addition of two 'Trump-class' ships to the US Navy's so-called 'Golden Fleet.' These aren't your run-of-the-mill vessels—they're 'battleships' equipped with AI control systems and lasers, because who needs traditional weapons when you can have sci-fi tech? Trump's involvement includes 'aesthetic input,' ensuring these watery war machines look presidential. The press conference, a spectacle of barely-contained enthusiasm, promised a military marvel designed by the Navy but styled by Trump himself—because apparently, the fate of naval warfare hinges on good taste and catchy ship names, as if the Cold War needed more drama.

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AI-controlled battleships with lasers, proudly designed with Trump’s aesthetic input—because nothing says military strength like a presidential makeover.

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