Trump Brokers Historic 'Peace Deal' After Two Hour Power Nap With Putin

KEY POINTS

•President Trump met Ukrainian President Zelensky at Mar-a-Lago claiming peace talks with Russia are nearing completion.
•Trump spoke by phone with Russian President Putin for an hour and fifteen minutes before meeting Zelensky to discuss the U.S. peace plan.
•Zelensky said he would hold a referendum if Russia agrees to a 60-day ceasefire, but Putin called this ceasefire a delay that could prolong the conflict.

In a dazzling display of international diplomacy, President Trump announced at the Mar-a-Lago summit with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky that the U.S. is in the 'final stages' of a peace plan that demands Ukraine casually hand over parts of Donbas to Russia. Two hours prior, Trump had what Putin’s advisor called a 'friendly tone' phone chat lasting 1 hour and 15 minutes, basically a verbal spa day for peace. Zelensky sweetened the deal with a refereed 60-day ceasefire to legitimize a referendum during the Charmin-soft conflict, while Putin mumbled that the ceasefire would "only prolong the conflict." Trump capped it off with vague promises of 'strong security guarantees' and plans for a power conference call with European leaders, proving true peace starts with lots of confusing group chats.

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Trump's peace plan for Ukraine is like a bad group project: vague promises, last-minute calls, and someone still owes Russia part of Donbas. Spoiler: nobody knows what 'strong security guarantees' mean.

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