Trump Rushed To Walter Reed For Emergency Breast Exam Viewing
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In what sounds like an episode of a reality show nobody asked for, President Donald Trump was swiftly 'rushed to Walter Reed National Military Medical Center to watch a womanâs breast exam,' according to White House sources. Early morning chaos erupted as Secret Service agents reportedly 'whisked the president out of a Cabinet meeting,' leaving staff scrambling. Oh, Iâm sorry, did I miss the part where presidential duties include starring in a medical drama? If this was Washingtonâs new standard for crisis management, can someone please call Showtime?
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Source: Theonion | Published: 8/11/2025 | Author: The Onion Staff
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