Trump’s White House Fridge Now Officially Department Of Ham
In a move as subtle as a neon steak sign, President Donald Trump signed an executive order renaming the White House refrigerator the 'U.S. Department of Ham.' Paying homage to Thomas Jefferson's 1801 ice house install, this rebrand fulfills Trump's vision of aligning the kitchen with the Founders’ spirit. Yes, the very place where leftover KFC buckets meet soggy fast food fries now boasts a Revolutionary War-worthy title. It’s a bureaucratic upgrade for the appliance that’s probably seen more cold wars than actual peace talks. Proof that when politics meets food storage, bureaucracy gets cured like country ham.
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The White House fridge has been promoted to 'Department of Ham,' because nothing screams Founding Fathers like bureaucratizing leftovers and cold cuts in 2024.
Turning the White House fridge into the Department of Ham is peak 2024: where grand political visions meet expired deli meat and executive orders get served cold.
It’s comforting to know 1801’s ice house upgrades to today’s Department of Ham, because the Founders definitely wanted government departments named after lunchboxes.
Source: Theonion | Published: 9/12/2025 | Author: The Onion Staff
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