Trump Confirms Starvation in Gaza, Bibi's Magic Denial Fails
President Trump shook hands with denial by calling out Netanyahu's claim that 'there is no starvation in Gaza.' Trump took his diagnosis from TV, deadpan saying 'those children look very hungry' and declared 'there is real starvation in Gaza — you can't fake that.' While ceasefire talks collapse like soggy pita, Israel’s air drops finally started — ironically proving Trump right. And if that’s not enough, Trump said Iran 'got the hell knocked out of them' yet somehow still talks about nukes like it's a bad reality show. In Gaza, the only thing flourishing more than conflict is strategic confusion.
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Trump finally did the impossible: agreed with a TV news report and called out starvation signs in Gaza. Who knew humanitarian crisis updates depended on prime-time drama? Meanwhile, Netanyahu sticks to denial like it’s a diet plan.
Variant 1: Trump trusts TV’s cafeteria rating over Israeli PM’s fridge inventory. When it comes to starvation denial, Netanyahu’s last name should be 'Maybe'.
Variant 2: Watching Israel deny starvation in Gaza is like asking your ex if she’s 'just tired' after ghosting you for weeks — pure gaslighting gold.
Source: Axios | Published: 7/28/2025 | Author: Barak Ravid
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