MAGA Meltdown: Epstein Files Actually Crashing Party
In a presidency where 'everything is an outrage,' the only thing that might genuinely sting MAGA is their own revolt over the Jeffrey Epstein files. Because nothing says political self-sabotage like a crisis that 'really might hurt him.' Apparently, not even a daily dumpster fire of scandals compares to this spicy, awkward Epstein dossier drama, turning the MAGA rebellion into a masterclass of biting the hand that might just bite backāhard.
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When your entire mood is 'impeach everything' but the Epstein files are what actually make MAGA nervously sip their overpriced coffee. Plot twist: The wildcard crisis no one wanted to RSVP to.
MAGA's reaction to the Epstein files is like Kardashians discovering a family secret: messy, loud, and oh, everyone's seeing it unfold live. Bravo, self-own level: expert.
This Epstein files drama is the political equivalent of a cat walking on a keyboard mid-TikTok dance. Completely chaotic, oddly compelling, and you canāt look away.
Source: Newyorker | Published: 7/24/2025 | Author: Susan B. Glasser
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