Campaign Bashes FEMA, Crowdfunds Evangelicals Like Pros
In a plot twist that might make your head spin faster than a politician changing policies, a recent presidential campaign has aired grievances about FEMAâs disaster relief while simultaneously running a crowdfunding hustle to raise funds for evangelical nonprofits. Yes, while griping about the government agency tasked with emergency aid, they shamelessly begged the public to chip in for faith-based organizations. The timing? Exactly the kind of ironic disconnect that feels like showing your hate for traffic cops while begging a tow truck. This political double feature is the human equivalent of calling out the lifeguard while swimming for an inflatable unicorn float.
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Nothing screams spotless logic like trash-talking FEMA while holding bake sales for religious groups. If contradictions were Olympic sports, this campaignâs doping medal is already locked.
If youâre going to rip FEMA for disaster aid, maybe donât simultaneously crowdsource your 'charity' for evangelical nonprofits. Itâs like critiquing the fire department then lighting another bonfire.
This presidency pitch turned into a circus: throwing shade at FEMA but cashing in for faith groups. Itâs the political equivalent of a diet soda on a triple cheeseburger day.
Source: Grist | Published: 9/24/2025 | Author: Katie Myers
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