Trump-Putin Alaska Summit: Ceasefire Missing, Egos Intact
In the great Alaskan dodgeball of diplomacy, President Trump and Vladimir Putin held a 'constructive' summit lasting about 2.5 hours at Joint Base Elmendorf-Richardson, complete with a B-2 bomber flyover because subtlety is overrated. Trump declared 'no deal until there’s a deal,' while Putin vaguely claimed an 'agreement' but forgot the details—classic. Trump hoped to wheel Ukrainian President Zelensky into a follow-up summit that didn’t happen, leaving the peace plan stuck in 'maybe next time.' Putin called US-Russia relations the 'lowest point since the Cold War'—but hey, progress is apparently constructive silence.
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Trump & Putin’s Alaska summit ended like a bad Tinder date: lots of chatter, zero commitment, and Putin ghosted on peace talks while Trump bragged about their 'fantastic relationship.' Swipe left on world peace.
Two presidents, one bomber flyover, and a ceasefire that’s more vaporware than software. Alaska’s never seen this much hot air since a moose ran for governor.
If diplomacy was a movie, this was 'Fast & The Not So Furious'—Trump wants peace but doesn’t have a Netflix script, Putin waves details like a magician’s hand. Popcorn, anyone?
Source: Axios | Published: 8/15/2025 | Author: Dave Lawler
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