Trump’s Hostage Deal: Kushner & Witkoff Enter The Gaza Soap Opera
Brace yourselves: President Trump claims the dream hostage release plan with Israel and Hamas is "going very well" and might wrap up in 'a couple of days' — quicker than your last Amazon Prime delivery. Talks kick off Monday in Egypt, starring U.S. envoy Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner, because nothing screams ‘peace deal’ like real estate bros camping in Cairo. Key sticking points include which Palestinian prisoners get a trip release and the exact timetable. Rubio babbled about 90% done logistics and Hamas’s fate hanging on whether they surrender or face 'complete obliteration.' Meanwhile, Trump describes the deal as a win for Israel and the Arab world, reminding everyone he once called Netanyahu ‘so f***ing negative.’ All the world's a theater, folks.
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When your hostage plan is Kremlin-speed efficient 'a couple days,' but also requires Jared Kushner’s charm and Witkoff’s grunt work — that’s not diplomacy, that’s reality TV in Egypt.
Trump’s hostage deal progress is so 'positive,' even Netflix would reject this drama for lack of believable plot twists.
Hamas, Israeli negotiators, Kushner, and Witkoff walk into Cairo; the punchline? Hostage release logistics that make airport security look simple.
Source: Axios | Published: 10/5/2025 | Author: Barak Ravid
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