Trump’s Ukrainian Tango: No Boots, Just Pep Talks
In a move only 2025 politics could script, President Trump assured the world that no American boots will tread the Ukrainian border — because, of course, "I'm just trying to stop people from being killed." After cozying up to Putin and Zelensky in full diplomatic shuffle mode, Trump declared he wants to "end it" with a handshake tango, pun fully intended. The US will apparently play referee while European countries form the first line of defense in Ukraine’s protection squad. Because nothing screams peace like a meeting that ends with "two to tango."
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Trump’s master plan to solve Ukraine: no boots, just bro hugs. Because when diplomacy’s a dance, why risk American lives when you can watch twirl from the sidelines?
Diplomacy 2025 edition: Trump refuses boots on ground but insists on presidency—because wars are best settled with chat and unclear details.
"If it takes two to tango," says Trump, as he leads a solo performance in the theater of peacekeeping. Plot twist: no actual dancing troops involved.
Source: Axios | Published: 8/19/2025 | Author: April Rubin
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