Trumpās Magic Trick: Turning 75-Year Beef Shortage Into Deal!
On September 12, 2025, President Trump declared he's cooking up a magical beef deal to tame the 38% price spike in lean ground beef since 2020ābecause nothing screams 'economic policy' like working 'our magic' on a 75-year cattle drought shortage. Despite inflation making groceries scarier than your last Tinder date, Trump insists beef is āa little higher than we want it,ā promising prices will drop āpretty soon.ā Meanwhile, Americans stare at their impossible grocery bills, wondering if the secret sauce involves cattle inventories Houdini couldnāt escape, tariffs, imports, or just whiteboard doodles. Stay tuned as the beef saga wrangles drought, shortages, and presidential wizardry.
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Beef prices rose like they were funded by a ransomware attack and Trumpās 'magic' fix sounds like pulling hamburgers out of a 75-year cattle drought hat. Inflation's having a BBQ and we're all invited, minus the affordable steaks.
If Trumpās magic beef deal actually lowers prices, Iāll believe pigs are flying, cows are texting, and droughts just RSVPād to climate changeās party.
Rising beef prices due to a 75-year cattle drought? Thatās like blaming your Tinder ghosting on a century-old rotary phone. Economics, but make it medieval.
Source: Axios | Published: 10/16/2025 | Author: Ben Berkowitz
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