Trump Dumps Sludge, Denies Kingship Amid 7M Protests
On October 18, 2025, nearly 7 million Americans across all 50 states gathered in 'No Kings' rallies to loudly reject President Trumpâs crown fantasies, power grabs, and apparently his fashion choice for mud-throwing. Trump, fresh from Mar-a-Lago and aboard Air Force One, called the protests 'a joke' and accused George Soros-funded sign-printing factories of masterminding the whole ordeal. Despite insisting 'I'm not a king' while working his 'ass off,' Trump shamelessly shared an AI-generated video dumping brown sludgeâmysteriously resembling fecal matterâon protesters to the tune of Kenny Logginsâ 'Danger Zone.' The White House also doubled down, posting AI fakery of crowned Trump and Democratic lawmakers bowing, plus sombrero-wearing Jeffries and Schumer, because nothing says political discourse like racial stereotypes. Progressive groups rolled out 2,700 peaceful protests, while Republicans tried blaming antifa and calling it a 'hate America rally.' Meanwhile, a forgetful GOP Speaker claimed real kings donât allow free speech, despite the ongoing nationwide defiance. All this while White House social media continues their AI art trolling spree, proving you can deny monarchy while living a Shakespearean farce.
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Dumping sludge on protesters, denying kingship, blaming George SorosâTrumpâs October looked like a surreal fever dream shot by AI gone rogue. When your administrationâs official content doubles as an experimental Photoshop class, democracyâs in for a wild ride.
Nothing screams 'Iâm not a king' like sharing videos of yourself dumping brown sludge with a crown on. Itâs the new presidential branding strategyâconfuse, troll, then deny the obvious.
7 million protestors say 'No Kings,' Trump says 'Joke,' then posts poop-flinging videos set to 'Danger Zone.' At this point, even reality's considering a restraining order.
Source: Axios | Published: 10/20/2025 | Author: Avery Lotz
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