Trump To Lead Gaza Peace Board, Jared Kushner Also Somehow Employed
KEY POINTS
- •President Trump plans to announce phase two of the Gaza peace process along with a new governance structure before Christmas.
- •The new governing Board of Peace will include Trump, Jared Kushner, Tony Blair, and about 10 Arab and Western leaders.
- •Israel agreed under U.S. pressure to open the Rafah crossing while negotiations continue with Hamas over disarmament.
President Trump, fresh off a ceasefire that’s still technically holding but with 366 Palestinians and some Israeli soldiers lost since Oct. 11, is gearing up to launch phase two of the Gaza peace process before Christmas. Talk about holiday miracles! The new governing structure stars the Trump-led Board of Peace with approximately 10 Arab and Western leaders—including Jared Kushner, Steve Witkoff, and Tony Blair, whose resume now proudly includes 'middle-east peace broker'. Meanwhile, Hamas is negotiating allegedly to disarm, starting with heavy weapons first, like they’re sticking to a strict guns-first diet. The plan hinges on Israel pulling back more of Gaza, an International Stabilization Force with troops from Egypt, Turkey, Indonesia, and Azerbaijan stepping in, and Palestinians with no alleged party ties running the show. Bibi Netanyahu calls himself a skeptical but committed 'better partner', while the U.S., Qatar, Egypt, and Turkey try to sell this peace plan better than a holiday sales pitch. One dead hostage’s remains are still in transit—because what's peace without a little paperwork? In short, it's a corporate team-building exercise with far too many bosses and a geopolitical MVP lineup that reads like a United Nations LinkedIn group with a Trump-sized exclamation point.
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Trump announces he’s taking over Gaza’s board of peace because who better to manage a fragile ceasefire than a real estate mogul and his ex-advisors? Spoiler: Hamas disarmament is the new fruitcake no one wants but everyone’s forced to pretend to like.
They say it’s a peace deal, but with Tony Blair and Jared Kushner on the board, it sounds more like a reboot nobody asked for starring villains and surprise guest stars.
Phase two of Gaza peace plan: Trump leads, Israel pulls back, Hamas contemplates disarming, and Palestinians get the tech jobs no party can touch. It’s basically the UN’s version of a reality TV show.
Source: Axios | Published: 12/4/2025 | Author: Barak Ravid
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