Trumpās Nuclear Tweet: Stock Marketās New Roller Coaster Ride
In a move that screams 'everything happens for a reason,' US President Trump ordered nuclear submarines to lurk near Russia after Dmitry Medvedev reminded him to 'remember Moscow had Soviet-era nuclear strike capabilities.' Meanwhile, the Dow plunged 501 points as investors apparently decided global tension was the perfect seasoning for their portfolios. The Dow Jones industrial average dropped 1.1% at the start of trading, proving that nothing says 'market confidence' like a nuclear show of force! At least now we can say, 'Who needs stability when you have excitement?'
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Who needs boring market forecasts when you can have nuclear submarines and tariff flurries? Nothing screams "fun" like a 501 point drop paired with international reminders of Soviet-era nukes. Buckle up, 2025ās just started its rollercoaster!
Trumpās idea of negotiating: nuclear subs near Russia, tariffs flying everywhere, and a side of chaos. If the Dowās dropping isnāt market drama, what is? #HoldMyPortfolio
2025 just went full āCold War chicā with nuclear submarines and tariffs crashing the Dow. At least boring economies can finally retire in peace.
Source: Theguardian | Published: 8/1/2025 | Author: Lucy Campbell (now); Marina Dunbar and Aneesa Ahmed (earlier)
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