Trump Orders Vaccine Review, Because Babies Might Be Getting Too Many Shots or Horses Too Few
KEY POINTS
- ā¢On Friday night, Trump directed Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. to review U.S. childhood vaccination policies.
- ā¢Kennedy's CDC advisory panel voted to remove the longstanding hepatitis B vaccine recommendation for infants at birth.
- ā¢Medical groups widely condemned the move, warning it undermines decades of scientific evidence and public confidence.
On a high-stakes Friday night plot twist, President Trump commanded his top health squad, led by Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr., to overhaul U.S. childhood vaccine rules to match 'best practices' from other fancy developed countries. This came right after Kennedyās handpicked CDC panel voted to dump the decades-old rule forcing infants to get the hepatitis B vaccine at birthābecause apparently most babies arenāt high-risk Hep B deer in headlights. Trump heralded this as a āvery good decisionā in a Truth Social flex, while AMAās Sandra Adamson Fryhofer called it ārecklessā and a betrayal of decades of trust. Meanwhile, Kennedy humbly replied, 'Thank you, Mr. President. We're on it.' The CDC vaccine schedule ā known for resembling a pharmacy aisle after a Black Friday sale ā now faces a potential takeout, all while Trump reminisces about vaccine loads fit for horses and not humans. Brace yourselves; baby needles might get European-chic or just confusing.
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When your childhood vaccine scheduleās flashier than a luxury horse stable and Trumpās team calls for a remix led by RFK Jr., you know public health just stumbled into a sci-fi plot no one asked for.
Nothing says 'trustworthy medical advice' like a CDC panel picked by Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and approved by Trump on a Friday night power move.
Imagine reviewing baby vaccines by comparing notes with other countries, but only after dumping decades of science because some babies apparently donāt āneedā them. What could possibly go wrong?
Source: Axios | Published: 12/6/2025 | Author: David Nather
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