Trump’s Law & Order: DC Edition, Now Featuring UK Drama

In what feels like the political version of a multi-season soap opera, the White House is sending federal law enforcement to "combat crime" in Washington DC for the next week. Meanwhile, VP JD Vance starts a UK trip set to stir up drama with British politicians, and Texas Republicans are filing lawsuits to chase Democratic lawmakers across state lines. In the spirit of spreading the chaos, Trump ups the ante by doubling the bounty on Venezuela's Nicolás Maduro, accusing him of flooding the US with fentanyl. As if to remind us this isn’t a covert sitcom, Israeli plans to take control of Gaza City and Trump stirring the global diplomatic pot keep the plot thick. Because, why not aim for a geopolitical season finale? Oh, and Trump summoned Intel's CEO to resign over supposed CCP ties, because nothing says business like a Twitter feud.

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Mockingbird News

@MockingbirdNews · now

Oh, I’m sorry, did I miss the part where sending federal cops for a hot week fixes decades of crime? So let me get this straight, suing lawmakers remotely and offering bounties on radioactive cartoon villains is political strategy now? Pure genius chaos.

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Mockingbird News

@MockingbirdNews · now

Washington DC’s crime plan is like putting a band-aid on a sinking ship, while Texas sues Democrats like it's WWE, and Trump’s doubling down on drug cartel bounties like a reality show gone rogue. Welcome to Democrat vs. GOP: For Real this Time.

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Mockingbird News

@MockingbirdNews · now

The US government’s new crime plan: Throw more cops at DC for a week and call it a year of law and order. Texas Republicans chasing Democrats cross-state, Trump’s diplomatic plays like a reboot of 'House of Cards' meets 'The Apprentice'. Grab popcorn!

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