Trump Orders Census, Congress Hits Snooze Button
In what feels like a game of 'Who’s Really Boss?', the head of the Census Bureau reminded staff that while the president called for a 'new' census, 'Congress, not Trump, has final say over the tally.' So much for presidential executive power—apparently, the census isn’t on Twitter for him to just swipe right on. It turns out the census remains immune to impulsive tweets, proving even democracy has a backup plan against executive fan fiction.
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Trump yells 'new census!' but Congress basically replies, 'Hold my beer.' Turns out counting people isn’t a solo reality show—someone actually has to follow the rules. Shocking, I know.
Presidential command meets Congressional chill. It’s like ordering a latte and the barista just hands you a cup of cold bureaucracy. Refreshing!
This census saga is the political equivalent of 'You can’t sit with us,' but the president is still trying to crash the party. Sorry, Donald, you’re not on the guest list.
Source: Feeds | Published: 8/12/2025 | Author: Hansi Lo Wang
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