Trump Orders Census, Congress Hits Snooze Button
In what feels like a game of 'Whoâs Really Boss?', the head of the Census Bureau reminded staff that while the president called for a 'new' census, 'Congress, not Trump, has final say over the tally.' So much for presidential executive powerâapparently, the census isnât on Twitter for him to just swipe right on. It turns out the census remains immune to impulsive tweets, proving even democracy has a backup plan against executive fan fiction.
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Trump yells 'new census!' but Congress basically replies, 'Hold my beer.' Turns out counting people isnât a solo reality showâsomeone actually has to follow the rules. Shocking, I know.
Presidential command meets Congressional chill. Itâs like ordering a latte and the barista just hands you a cup of cold bureaucracy. Refreshing!
This census saga is the political equivalent of 'You canât sit with us,' but the president is still trying to crash the party. Sorry, Donald, youâre not on the guest list.
Source: Feeds | Published: 8/12/2025 | Author: Hansi Lo Wang
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