Trump Masters Pointing Diplomacy With Zelensky, Words Optional
In a stunning display of innovative communication, former President Donald Trump reportedly engaged Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky through 'exclusively pointing,' The Onion reveals. Instead of words, Trump chose the timeless art of finger-jabbing to negotiate high-stakes matters. As the article delightfully notes, Trump's negotiation style elevates nonverbal cues to an Olympic sport â perhaps proving that sometimes saying absolutely nothing says everything. Surely, this breakthrough in diplomacy offers a fresh perspective that words are overrated, and body language reigns supreme in international relations.
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Why talk when you can point? Trump teaches the world diplomacy is just a game of charades gone wild. Next summit: interpretative dance. #PointingPresident
Diplomacy achieved! Because nothing says 'global leadership' like sounding like a broken lighthouse by just pointing. Move over, words, Trumpâs got this.
If pointing was an Olympic sport, congratulations Mr. Trump, youâd have all the gold medals. Meanwhile, actual talking is just so last century.
Source: Theonion | Published: 8/18/2025 | Author: The Onion Staff
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