Trump Turns Rose Garden into Mar-a-Lago Lawn Impostor Patio
In a move that screams 'If you can't visit Mar-a-Lago, bring Mar-a-Lago to you,' Trump replaced the grass in the Rose Garden with stone tiles, transforming it from a lawn to a patio. The new design is said to bear a 'striking resemblance' to the infamous Mar-a-Lago resort in Palm Beach, Fla. Apparently, Mother Nature was too complicated, so why not just pave over presidential tradition? Because nothing says 'presidential' like turning historic grounds into what looks like your HOA's weekend project, but hey, 'stone cold' coolness is the new green.
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Trump swapped the Rose Garden's grass for stone like itâs a Mar-a-Lago spin-off episode â because who needs flowers when you can have a Marriott patio vibe in D.C.?
From presidential lawn to pebble-poolside, Trumpâs Rose Garden makeover is what happens when you confuse nature with a luxury resortâs landscaping app.
Grass in the Rose Garden? Too basic. Stone patio? Welcome to Trumpâs Diorama of Palm Beach, now open for awkward photo ops and maybe a beach chair or two.
Source: Feeds | Published: 8/23/2025 | Author: Tamara Keith
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