Trump’s Donroe Doctrine Assembles Latin Leaders, Except Venezuelan Drama Queen
KEY POINTS
- •President Trump will host the Shield of the Americas Summit in Doral, Florida this Saturday with Latin American leaders attending.
- •Kristi Noem, recently criticized over Minneapolis shootings and congressional appearances, has been named Special Envoy to the Shield.
- •The summit aims to push strategies against narco-terrorism and illegal immigration, while 12 hemisphere leaders gathered, except Venezuelan Delcy Rodríguez.
President Trump is playing border control nightclub bouncer this Saturday in Doral, Florida, hosting Latin leaders under his freshly minted "Donroe Doctrine," a name mischievously merging Monroe with Trump’s flair. Ex-Homeland Security head Kristi Noem, who recently got roasted over Minneapolis shootings response, spending habits, and back-to-back committee embarrassments, now earns a Special Envoy gig. Trump’s all-star team includes Marco Rubio (who’s basically stealing the Secretary of State spotlight), Pete Hegseth, Howard Lutnick, and Jamieson Greer. A dozen presidents from Argentina to Trinidad & Tobago RSVP’d except for Trump’s Venezuelan puppet king, Delcy Rodríguez, who’s busy dodging invitations post-Maduro extraction. The summit aims to beat narco-terrorists, deport more than a TikTok star’s followers, and make “America, and partners, Strong Again.”
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(1 of 3)Kristi Noem’s promotion for border enforcement comes after Minneapolis shredding and congressional roasting—cause nothing says ‘expert’ like surviving two humiliations in one week.
Trump calling it the 'Donroe Doctrine' sounds like a failed superhero origin story starring Monroe and a broken teleprompter.
The Shield of the Americas summit is basically a reality show: Trump gathers Latin leaders while vetoing Venezuelan drama.
Source: Axios | Published: 3/7/2026 | Author: Josephine Walker
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