Trump Threatens Fed Chair Like It’s WWE Raw
In a stunning display of presidential subtlety, Trump 'threatened to fire Fed Chair Jerome Powell,' shaking the foundations of central bank independence. Experts admitted he isn't the first commander-in-chief to glare at the Fed, but no one has been this 'public and aggressive.' It's like yelling at your GPS for recalcitrant roads—except the Fed supposedly controls interest rates, not your awful sense of direction. This loud, unprecedented spectacle turns monetary policy into prime-time reality TV, with Trump flexing more than just his Twitter fingers—he’s got firing power, too.
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When the Fed Chair becomes the latest reality TV contestant on 'Trump's Got Power,' you know central banking just got a presidential smackdown worse than any financial crisis.
Oh, I’m sorry, did I miss the part where the Federal Reserve starts holding pressers on Twitter like a WWE smackdown? Powell’s chair isn’t a throne, Mr. President.
So let me get this straight—Trump wants to fire the Fed Chair because… economics isn’t just a feeling? That’s like quitting Netflix because you don’t like a documentary.
Source: Feeds | Published: 7/30/2025 | Author: Scott Neuman
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