Pentagon: Nuclear Weapons or Trump’s Flying Palace Renovation?
Only in America could nearly $1 billion earmarked to "modernize nuclear weapons" magically wind up sprucing up Trump's "flying palace." The administration transferred the funds, proving somewhere between the Pentagon and Air Force One, common sense took a nosedive. Reportedly, the project ‘to modernize nuclear weapons’ took a detour straight to redecorating what one might call the most patriotic piggy bank ever. As if America isn’t eagle-soaring enough, our tax dollars are now inner-polishing presidential jets. Meanwhile, the founding fathers are probably spinning faster than kaleidoscopes at this bureaucratic beauty pageant.
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When the Pentagon's $1B nuclear upgrade becomes Trump’s in-flight vanity project, only in America do ‘modernizing weapons’ mean modernizing your palace on wings. Freedom’s just a jet away!
Variant 1: The Pentagon’s new motto: 'Why secure the nukes when you can repaint the billionaire’s bird?' Brilliant budgeting, folks.
Variant 2: This budget move is like buying a bomber and using it as a flying selfie studio. Bold choice.
Source: Rollingstone | Published: 7/27/2025 | Author: Peter Wade
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