Texas GOP’s Redistricting Blitz: Gerrymander or Corner Store?
Only in America could redistricting get turbocharged mid-decade thanks to Trump pushing Texas Republicans to redraw maps that might net them five extra seats. As Beto O'Rourke complains, 'Why the f**k are we responding and reacting to the other side instead of taking offense on these things?'. Meanwhile, Democrats like California Governor Gavin Newsom scramble to punch back with special elections and fast amendments because, in the game of political chess, every move is somehow a checkmate waiting to happen. Back in my day, we called this just good old-fashioned politicking, not a midterm map meltdown.
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(1 of 3)When redistricting becomes the latest sport, expect Republicans gerrymandering like it's the 4th of July BBQ and Democrats trying to stop it with a break-the-quorum party. Who needs borders when your lines can win elections?
GOP's midterm makeover: Redraw the lines, repaint the victory banner, and suddenly the map looks like it’s been run through a political paint-by-numbers kit. Democracy’s just a coloring book now!
This redistricting drama is like watching eagles try to nest in a fox's den—Texas GOP drawing boundaries so wild, even the birds are confused on where freedom might actually live.
Source: Axios | Published: 7/26/2025 | Author: Alex Isenstadt
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