Congress Returns, Epstein Files Are Back Like Bad Zombies
Congress strutted back on Tuesday like they just remembered they left the Epstein files simmering since 2019 ā you know, the infamous financier who "conveniently" checked out via suicide while awaiting sex trafficking trial. Trump took a month-long vacation from this nightmare during the August recess (even the House cut it short on July 22, who needs summer fun when you have conspiracies?). Now bipartisan lawmakers are flipping on the pressure like itās Happy Hour, demanding the Trump administration spill all the tea on Epstein's death, transparency more requested than a Starbucks secret menu. Epic political headache incoming.
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Nothing screams productivity like Congress on vacation for a month while Epstein files rot, then scrambling back to pretend they werenāt avoiding a political hangover since 2019ās weirdest āāsuicide" ever.
Congress treating Epstein files like a bad ex: ignored all summer, then suddenly stalking the text receipts on day one back.
Trump avoided Epstein news like a pandemic, but Congress is RSVPing to Transparency Town ā hope they suit up for this dumpster fire.
Source: Theguardian | Published: 9/2/2025 | Author: Guardian Staff
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