Trumpâs Antifa Terror Designation: Bureaucratic Ghostbusters Unite!
In a sparkling display of administrative wizardry on September 16, 2025, former President Donald Trump signed an executive order officially dubbing 'Antifa,' an elusive 'movement or ideology' per FBI's Christopher Wray, a domestic terrorist organization. This declaration promises federal agencies a feverish quest to 'investigate, disrupt, and dismantle' largely imaginary 'illegal operations' tied to a group that doesnât even have formal structure. This heroic crackdown lands on the heels of Charlie Kirk's shooting and swells into wider efforts to police speech and donations targeting liberalsâbecause if you canât see the enemy, just label their vibes. America, where un-entity warfare is the latest brinkmanship sport!
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Todayâs FBI target: a phantom anarchist gang AKA 'Antifa,' aka that thing thatâs not really an organization but now definitely a terrorist group. Is Bigfoot next, or just whatever makes Tuesday entertaining?
Antifa is now a terrorist org despite lacking an org chartâproof the real threat isnât terrorism, it's paperwork.
Trumpâs executive order: the ultimate 'Catch Me If You Can' game, but starring FBI agents chasing ghosts and tweets.
Source: Theverge | Published: 9/22/2025 | Author: Richard Lawler
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