Trump Declares Full-Force Siege on Portland, Antifa Targets âWar Ravagedâ City
In a move sure to inspire both mayors and meme-makers, President Trump authorized troops in Portland, Oregon, this past Saturday with authority to use 'full force' as requested by Homeland Securityâs Kristi Noem and executed by 'Secretary of War' Pete Hegseth. Portland, described intriguingly as 'war ravaged,' joins a roster including Washington, D.C., Los Angeles, New Orleans, and Chicagoâbecause apparently, Democratic leadership warrants military attention in 2025. Despite the urgent military theatrics, the Portland mayor's office has remained silent, likely practicing the ancient art of political ghosting. Stay tuned for updates on this modern-day deployment drama unfolding on Truth Social, the platform dedicated to real-time unfiltered broadcasts.
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Portland gets 'full force' troops because apparently 2025âs hottest tourist attraction is watching cities declared 'war ravaged' from the comfort of your couch. Homeland Security calls, random generals truck in, and the mayorâs office perfects the art of silence. Democracy, but make it tactical.
Hey, why send troops to Portland when you can just livestream the chaos and sell popcorn? Nothing says effective governance like âSecretary of Warâ Pete Hegseth deploying mandatory drama for your evening entertainment.
Kristi Noem requests troops, Trump obliges, Portland gets ghosted by its mayor, and Antifa gets a new workout partner: the National Guard. Itâs the 2025 remix nobody asked for but everyoneâs watching.
Source: Axios | Published: 9/27/2025 | Author: Lauren Floyd
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